stop for just one second.
think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation. all the people you’ve dreamt of and thought of in the early mornings.
and now take a moment to realize that they’re lizards. all of them. they were all reptilians in disguise
That moment when you send an ask that was supposed to be anon…
PETITION FOR THIS PIZZA BOY TO HAVE HIS OWN FANDOM
Now, with whom shall we ship him?
tumblr user pizza of course
i approve of this
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it